SOUTH VIET NAM A WIFE IS ONLY A WIFE BUT EVERY RED 
IS A FOE THE UGLY WAR IN SOUTH VIET NAM SEEMS 
TO BE DRAGGING ON FOREVER, AND SENATOR RICHARD RUSSELL, CHAIRMAN OF 
THE SENATE ARMED SERVICES COMMITTEE, THINKS HE KNOWS THE REASON WHY 
. SAID THE GEORGIA DEMOCRAT : " WE ARE TRYING TO 
FIGHT THIS PROBLEM AS IF IT WERE A TOURNAMENT OF ROSES 
. I THINK IT IS TIME FOR THE DIRTYTRICKS DEPARTMENT TO 
TAKE OVER THERE . WE ARE DEALING WITH A BUNCH OF 
SCOUNDRELS, AND IT SEEMS TO ME WE OUGHT TO CATCH THEM 
AS IF WE WERE TRYING TO RUN DOWN JESSE JAMES $10,000, 
DEAD OR ALIVE . " ACTUALLY, THE VIET CONG SHOULD COME 
CHEAPER, ACCORDING TO RUSSELL, WHO PROPOSED A SYSTEM OF REWARDS FOR 
PEASANTS WHO REPORTED COMMUNIST HIDEOUTS . SAID HE : " WE 
MIGHT PROMISE THEM A COUPLE OF WATER BUFFALO, OR A NEW 
WIFE, OR SOME MONEY, OR THREE OR FOUR ACRES OF RICE 
LAND ALMOST ANYTHING WOULD BE CHEAPER THAN WHAT WE ARE DOING 
. " 