RUSSIA TOSCA & A COLD CLIMATE OUT OF THE SOVIET BOONDOCKS COMES 
A RISING TIDE OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE KIND OF PEOPLE THE 
MOSCOW AUTHORITIES SEND OUT TO THE HINTERLAND . TOO OFTEN, THEY 
ARE TROUBLEMAKERS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE REFORMED THROUGH HARD WORK 
. INSTEAD, THEY JUST MAKE MORE TROUBLE . IN VLADIVOSTOK EXILED 
YOUNG TOUGHS FORMED A BANDIT GANG THAT TERRORIZED THE CITY AND 
KNIFED TO DEATH A YOUNG COMMUNIST LEADER ; DEPORTEES TO A 
UKRAINIAN COLLECTIVE FARM LAST YEAR DRANK SO MUCH BOOZE THAT THEY 
WERE BARRED FROM THE LIQUOR STORES, TURNED IN DESPERATION TO EAU 
DE COLOGNE . LAST WEEK CAME AN ANGRY GRIPE IN LITERATURNAYA 
GAZETA FROM A SIBERIAN HOUSEWIFE WHO DEMANDED THAT LENINGRAD STOP SENDING 
ITS PROSTITUTES 2,735 MILES TO IRKUTSK AND SURROUNDING VILLAGES . THE 
HOUSEWIFE WAS ESPECIALLY UPSET ABOUT A YOUNG LADY NAMED TOSCA, WHOSE 
FAME WAS SO GREAT THAT IT PRECEDED HER ARRIVAL IN SIBERIA 
. " WON'T THIS PIECE OF GOODS FIND ADMIRERS EVEN IN 
A NEW PLACE ? " ASKED THE MATRON . " SHE 
PROBABLY WILL . I KNOW THAT THE WIVES OF A FEW 
BODAIBO MINERS, FOR EXAMPLE, ASKED THE AUTHORITIES TO STOP SENDING THE 
LIKES OF TOSCA TO BODAIBO . THIS DESIRE TO PUSH THEIR 
UNFINISHED GOODS ONTO OTHERS IS WRONG . 