X's Ugly Table

Here's a paragraph before my real table. Oh, the lovely hideousness of this page.

How I feel in this class. (I guess I'm learning, at the very least.) But I stay mostly confused, like this cat.
Then I learned I can do this... Pumpkin Dance Das lyke soooo kool!!
I decided to add a bunch of text here. It's a rambling box full of rambling text, designed to make this page especially ugly. I think it is succeeding. This cell has its own border, because I thought the page needed a touch more of grossness. This page looks so terrifying, Stephen King is pleased.