Lawful Good

Did you honestly think you could dip your corpulent snout into the imperial bettle coffers like that and get away with it?? Did you think your revolting abuse of the public trust would go unnoticed??? THINK AGAIN, GOOD SENATOR. WHILE THE PROSECUTION MAY BE BLIND, REST ASSURED THAT THE LEAGUE OF LEGISLACERATORS SEES ALL.

Neutral Good

Oh shoot

Excuse my vulgarity

Chaotic Good

Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.

Lawful Neutral

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON.

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

True Neutral

I Suddenly Dont Understand Anything And Am Currently Casting Sincere Doubt On The Laughable Insinuation That I Or Anyone Else Ever Actually Did For Even A Single Moment.

Chaotic Neutral

thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks

Lawful Evil

ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING

Neutral Evil

I Didnt Even Realize How Sarcastic I Was Being Its Starting To Become A Problem I Think

Chaotic Evil

Yes. Your personality is stuck in some sort of cantankerous prepubescent limbo. You are going to be a stunted, miserable tool forever.